Y2K Compliance

Privacy Policy

Statement of Y2K Compliance.  The officers, employees, agents, directors and owners of this Web site do hereby attest, affirm and certify that it complies with all enforceable "Y2K" compliance standards.  We further assert that as of this exact moment

it's well past January 1, 2000, so we'll stop bragging about how well this Web site weathered the Y2K bug.  (Answer: Perfeclty.)

Privacy Policy.  The officers, employees, agents, directors and owners of this Web site do hereby attest, affirm and certify and veritably assert that it complies with all enforceable privacy policy standards, plus which we guarantee that we are not smart enough or interested enough to know how to capture your e-mail addy or track your travels in the Internet or anything else remotely like that anyway.

Remotely, get it?

But seriously, you may always feel 100% certain that nothing on this Web site will ever hurt your computer in any way.
 

Not-for-profit dot com

There are a few places throughout these several pages where I offer to pay you a dollar or two (and in one place a thousand), but nowhere is't t'other way 'round.  Despite several offers, this is still a thoroughly not-for-profit Web site.

Update of January 2010:  I regret to say the above is no longer true.  It was true from when I started this Web site in 1996 till now, when I accepted money in exchange for adding links to words and phrases in sentences I've added on three of these 330 or so pages.

Update of February 2010: And I took money again for adding two more links in a sentence on yet a fourth page.

I've checked, and they are all harmless.